Now that it has been officially confirmed that women, as so many suspected, are just distractingly sexy crybabies, it is especially impressive that down in the Bahamas Misty Wells has been named Tournament Director of the Bimini Big Game Club Resort & Marina.

This may not seem like news if you don’t live in Bimini, but if you’ve ever been to a fishing tournament, you’ll know that this is big. From what I can tell, Misty Wells, pro-angler, first female selected to be in the Offshore Fishing League, and South-Floridian, deserves our admiration and the doffing of our hats. Her first task: organizing the Wahoo Smackdown VII, and for that, our hearts go out to her. Godspeed, Misty.

(Pretty nice, I guess.)