[06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_footer_form.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_content_layout_settings.php on line 12 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeServices' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields.php on line 4 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_content_font_settings.php on line 4 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_loader.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_lightbox.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_content_body_color_settings.php on line 10 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_off_canvas_nav_settings.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_form_cf7.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_navigation_header_logo.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_preheader_settings.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_overlay_appearance.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_page_header_appearance.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_footer.php on line 9 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_form.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_overlay_nav_appearance.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_nav_site_search_appearance.php on line 10 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_page_header_nav_appearance.php on line 5 Read | Misadventures - Part 39

[dropcap size=small]O[/dropcap]ne of my cats, the fluffy black one, is snoozing on a large pile of recently unpacked clothes over another pile of sheets and pillows on my unmade bed. The windows are open, and it is raining outside, but barely. When the sun comes out again, the pine needles will dry up and fill …

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Floami, or “Liz,” as I’ve known her since sixth grade, is an up-and-coming emcee from Chat­tanooga, Ten­nessee. Cur­rently per­form­ing with the Micro­dahts, she doesn’t quite fit any stereo­type…

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[dropcap size=small]I[/dropcap]f you’ve been reading Misadventures faithfully over the past six months, you’ll know that our dearest Franny has been sending us hilarious dispatches from her time spent in Novosibirsk, Russia. This is not an easy task because, well, Russia’s just not that funny. It’s cold, it’s dark, and…it’s Russia. You haven’t been reading Franny’s …

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“Don’t go to the places you’ve heard of … go to places you’ve never heard of that will challenge you.” [dropcap size=small]W[/dropcap]hat I knew about Elisabeth Davis before meeting her: she is a retired English professor, married to a math professor; she currently writes and illustrates children’s books about puppies and donates all proceeds to …

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[dropcap size=small]R[/dropcap]ecently I spoke with David Douglas, filmmaker, and Dr. Patricia Wright, primatologist, about the film they collaborated on to make, Island of Lemurs: Madagascar. In typical IMAX fashion, Lemurs is visually stunning, has a resounding and beautiful Malgache soundtrack, and is narrated by Morgan Freeman. The sweeping shots of the island’s countryside are incredible …

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[dropcap size=small]M[/dropcap]y smile spreads. I pause to laugh before chewing the slightly soggy, roadside graham cracker. The gravel grit of the road mixes with the cracker and I am reminded of the sprawling scene behind me. The Toklat River’s braided ribbons underline the mountains, still nameless. Francesca continues reading in her contrived Irish accent; she …

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[dropcap size=small]H[/dropcap]adza: Last of the First is a riveting look at a 300-strong tribe of hunter-gatherers living in the Great Rift Valley that anthropologists are studying for insights into the roots of humanity. The film also examines the range of pressures threatening their lifestyle, from international big-game hunters to agriculture to Tanzanian nation-building. I spoke …

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The End of Make-Believe Of course I had my doubts, but when no one was looking I’d pretend to be a tightrope walker, The Great Farini, crossing Niagara Falls with a man on my back. I used to tell strangers I was a boy and to prove it would skip rocks, make them soar exquisitely …

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[dropcap size=small]”S[/dropcap]o what exactly is bookmaking?” I asked today’s interviewee. I could imagine her laughing when I read her reply: “Well, I’m not on the wrong side of the law, I assure you! It’s as literal as can be: I make books with paper, an awl, thread, binders’ board, and decorative paper and cloth. And …

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