[06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_footer_form.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_content_layout_settings.php on line 12 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeServices' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields.php on line 4 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_content_font_settings.php on line 4 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_loader.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_lightbox.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:38 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_content_body_color_settings.php on line 10 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_off_canvas_nav_settings.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_form_cf7.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_navigation_header_logo.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_preheader_settings.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_overlay_appearance.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_page_header_appearance.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_footer.php on line 9 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_form.php on line 5 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_overlay_nav_appearance.php on line 11 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_nav_site_search_appearance.php on line 10 [06-Dec-2018 21:11:39 America/Denver] PHP Fatal error: Class 'ThemeMountain\TM_ThemeStrings' not found in /home/misadve5/public_html/wp-content/themes/thememountain-warhol/assets/customizer/fields/fields_tm_page_header_nav_appearance.php on line 5 Read | Misadventures - Part 26

“Clarity” reads a license plate in the parking lot at work. I sulk as I walk past it to my car. It’s ironic to find a plate like that in the Pacific Northwest, where it remains cloudy and gray and rains most of the year. I immediately despise the driver for his blatant optimism. When …

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I keep waking up. Not because it’s cold outside or because my dog likes to pace around my tent, but because the person sleeping next to me keeps getting closer and closer and I am being pushed into the bottom corner of the tent with barely any room to move. The tent is pitched on …

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Now that it has been officially confirmed that women, as so many suspected, are just distractingly sexy crybabies, it is especially impressive that down in the Bahamas Misty Wells has been named Tournament Director of the Bimini Big Game Club Resort & Marina. This may not seem like news if you don’t live in Bimini, …

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The following piece was written by Shelby Tramel, NYC-based cyclist and Director of Operations for Deux North, a cycling adventure brand. If you’re a cyclist, and even if you’re not, their escapades are worth following. Visit them here, and check out their latest “Hunt” to Spain here. – Zoe Balaconis, Editor [divider]The Essay[/divider] When I began …

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It gets hard out here, I know it don’t look it; I used to have heart, but the highway took it. —“Hard Out There,” Garrett Hedlund I’m over it. I fought the road, and the road won. Sometimes that’s how I feel. One day, the road is a warm embrace; the next day it’s got …

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How two worlds — a group of hikers from the U.S. seeking solitude, and a country that only introduced television in the 1990s — intersect on a hike to Tiger’s Nest Monastery, one of the country’s most famous landmarks.

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